Thursday, July 8, 2010

But when the world needed him most... He vanished.

So this is my "Hannah needs to rant" post.

So tonight I saw The Last Airbender tonight. And it was THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.

SPOLIERS GAIZ. IF YOU HAVE ANY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE DO NOT READ THIS POST.

Anywho, let me start off by making a list of people who AREN'T in the movie but they really should have been.


This lovable old man is King Bumi. Who is a key character in the series. DID NOT APPEAR. He is an Earth Bending King, and a good friend to Aang. But he's apparently not important enough to be in the movie.


This is a Kiyoshi warrior named Suki. In fact there weren't any Kiyoshi warriors in the movie PERIOD. She doesn't really have a big role in the first season. But she becomes more key later on. BUT SHE NEEDED TO BE INTRODUCED IN THIS MOVIE. BECAUSE NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND WHO THE HELL SHE IS IF THEY INTRODUCE HER ANY LATER.

Next I would like to talk about how the movie was casted.

PRINCE ZUKO:

Prince Zuko is the fire nation prince. Who was banished by his father, so now he can't return until he finds the Avatar.

Zuko as you can see is very white. (As is everyone else in the firse nation) And he's not very tall. So, who better to play him than Dev Patel (Slumdog Millionare). Whom is pretty tall, and obviously very tan. Very poorly casted. But, he was the only good actor in the movie. All of the Fire nation were played by indian people. When they are all fairly pasty.

SOKKA AND KATARA:

Sokka and Katara are natives to the Southern Water tribe, the water tribe was intended to be Inuit. But here's The original characters, then who played them in the movie...





These are not the first people I would consider to play them.

THE MOVIE:

The movie was horribly written, and the acting sucked.
It was rushed, and people who had never seen the series wouldn't have known what the hell was going on. And I was very surprised about this, Shaymalan is probably my favorite writer/director, but this was just horrible.

AND OH MY GOD. THEY COULDN'T EVEN PROUNOUNCE THE NAMES RIGHT.

AANG was AHNG

SOKKA was SOAKA

IROH WAS EEARO

And I thought the fight sequences were gonna be awesome, but no. There was one good fight scene and it was whe Zuko freed Aang from Zhao and at the end when the fire nation attacked the Northen Water tribe.

And THE 3D EFFECTS WERE NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT.

But I don't want this to be a completely negative post... So I'll go ahead and say the the people who played Zuko and Aang were okay actors, and Aang was actually casted pretty well.

And the lighting was okay. I guess.

I'm out guys.

-HANNAH
XO

DON'T GO SEE THE LAST AIRBENDER IT'S A WASTE OF GOOD MONEY.

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